The Wicker Man

A truly ridiculous 2006 Nicholas Cage movie.



While recovering from a tragic accident on the road, the patrolman Edward Malus receives a letter from his former fiancée Willow, who left him years ago without any explanation, telling that her daughter Rowan is missing. Edward travels to the private island of Summerisle, where Willow lives in an odd community that plant fruits, and she reveals that Rowan is actually their daughter. Along his investigation with the hostile and unhelpful dwellers, Edward discloses that the locals are pagans, practicing old rituals to improve their harvest, and Rowan is probably alive and being prepared to be sacrificed. When he locates the girl, he finds also the dark truth about the wicker man.

One lonely day in the Chatroom, Matt and Tom were hanging out doing nothing. They didn't really know each other at the time. Matt asked Tom what he was doing, and Tom said he was watching a movie. Matt asked what movie and Tom said The Wicker Man. And what a coincidence! Matt was watching it too! This was the first time the two ever really bonded. They had many lulz together. About the semi-hot school teacher and really hot blond chick. The movie was horrible, but oh the memories…

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